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I'll put it here to be unique. [22 May 2004|07:22pm]

[ mood | calm ]

Happy Birthday, Morrissey.

In honour of your special day, I've had a hand in making something just for you which I will present at your soiree this evening. I also purchased your new CD as requested.

I hope it's a day of happiness and memories.

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In the interest of saving time... [29 Apr 2004|10:45pm]

Please tell me...

who is married to whom
who is divorced from whom
who is engaged to whom
who used to be engaged to whom but who are no longer so
who is shagging whom publically
who is shagging whom secretly
who wants to be shagging whom publically
who wants to be shagging whom secretly
who hates whom
who used to hate whom but are now mates
who used to hate whom but are now lovers
who used to be mates but then became lovers and now hates whom

I think that covers the bases. Let me know if I've forgotten anything.

It would take too much work to actually go out and find out myself.
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[20 Apr 2004|06:26pm]

I'm just updating this because no one has for 40 weeks and I'm tired of seeing it when I clear off the inactive journals from my list.

I miss Steve. Sigh.
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[15 Jul 2003|03:55am]

Please comment if you think Damon is a prick.
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I have more than one witness in case he denies this. [28 Apr 2003|10:25am]

unreal wheeler: How come Damon never greets me happily? Is it because I'm not a beautiful woman?

Albarnio: Hi Tim you beautiful woman.
Albarnio: What lovely breasts you have

...I'll be interested in what he says next time. If anything at all. ;)
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Hey you! [27 Apr 2003|08:59pm]

[ mood | working ]


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A message from beyond [24 Apr 2003|03:56pm]

[ mood | curious ]

Was that the name "Steve" crossed off on the chalkboard?

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Wedded bliss(?) [16 Apr 2003|11:48pm]

[ mood | amused ]

mockmozzer: Well then, I may stand by my ground to cast him as the hairdresser
Jonny Lee Mimic: Haha you're quite evil sir. Don't you know y=he's my lesbian beer.
Jonny Lee Mimic: um. that came out all wrong. i meant to say he's m y lesbian bride.

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[05 Apr 2003|11:47pm]

[ mood | amused ]

I think I was told to be added in here by someone who thought I was going to gush over the members of Blur. I'm really an undercover Oasis fan. I don't know any names of the members of Blur nor any of their songs. In fact I'm not sure if I've ever heard a Blur song before or not.

Okay, that is a lie. Dave Rowntree owns my soul and he REFUSES TO GROWL WHEN I GROPE HIM! What is this madnes?!

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such a little thing, but the difference it made was great [02 Apr 2003|03:50pm]

[ mood | disappointed ]

Most people keep their brains between their legs.

Yes. I'm talking to you.

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[01 Apr 2003|10:33pm]

[ mood | amused ]

Could anyone say that Blur hasn't affected their lives? I mean geez, who hasn't wanted to head bang when they heard song 2? And who hasn't wanted to sleep with the band?

I think I'm going to start an Almost Famous type of thing where we are bandaids. I love the band.

I love Blur -- I do not know why.

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[30 Mar 2003|11:24pm]

[ mood | out for blood ]

This is fucking appalling. Take me out of this retched community right fucking now, Morrissey, or you'll be eating through a tube directly routed into your digestive system when I get done with you.

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[30 Mar 2003|09:48am]

[ mood | gay and bitchy ]

Blur, hm. I've been a fan for some time. Of the music, mind. I actually attended the gig at Mile End in 1994. I think that's the right year. Nothing short of fantastic. They worked on the Trainspotting soundtrack and that's the first time we properly met, I believe. And then there's that whole bit about Dave being my son. Thank God the truth was finally able to come out. And then Damon knocked me up, but that's a sore subject. I'll never forgive him for pushing me down the stairs. Graham, well despite his absence, he's still a Blur Cunt©. He makes a fine shopping partner. Alex brings a whole new meaning to going to the library. But above all, I'm just your average fangirl, showing my tits and hoping they'll notice me.

Do you think they'd be upset if they knew I was a closet Oasis fan?

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[30 Mar 2003|06:48am]

[ mood | mischievous ]

Alex James is a bona fide whore.

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[29 Mar 2003|07:49pm]

[ mood | giggly ]

Ahahahaha, you created it, Moz.

Hmm. I actually do not considered myself sucked in by the Blur hysteria. I know, throw your rocks quickly. I'm just hear to sit back and laugh. Damon calls me KatieKelly and Alex asked me to lunch, but that's about the only association I have with Blur, sadly. Would anyone like to change that?

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[30 Mar 2003|12:19am]

I've lost to Mr. Albarn in the good looks department according to britishboys... but I wouldn't really call it drama. I barely sob over it anymore. Oh dear have I shagged one, or all, of them and don't remember? What a shame. I could sell the story. ;)

I'm no longer a closet Me Me Me fan... and Dave is my hero. Let this be known.
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resistance is futile [29 Mar 2003|03:12pm]

[ mood | amused ]

I love that when we all come together, we deny any knowledge of what brought us here.

You've all taken the smart route.

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[29 Mar 2003|10:01pm]

[ mood | pensive ]

How very interesting.

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[29 Mar 2003|08:16pm]

[ mood | innocent bystander-ish ]

Well, honestly I can't quite figure out why I've been added here. I don't know Blur all that well, really. Hm, except for the lead singer. He's rather fabulous. As for the other two, well, they're fantastic but as I said, I don't know them so well yet. I suppose though, if you know one of them, automatically you become part of the whole, as it's called, 'madness'? Right then, that must explain it.

Sorry to disappoint, no baby momma drama here! I know who my baby's momma is.

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[29 Mar 2003|04:36am]

[ mood | scared ]

Well I'm scared.

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